{"id":37,"date":"2007-01-23T19:36:47","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T01:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/37\/"},"modified":"2007-01-29T00:07:50","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T06:07:50","slug":"bacon-hot-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/37\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Hot Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to pair bacon with every known food to man, I concocted a bacon beef hot dog combo that is set to correlate itself with higher rates of heart attacks as well as increased happiness by those that indulge in the bacony-beefy-tastiness.<\/p>\n<p>Ingredients are as follows<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oscar Mayer (or similar) All Beef Hot Dog<\/li>\n<li>Bun (white or wheat)<\/li>\n<li>Bacon strips (2 per dog)<\/li>\n<li>Spicy Honey Mustard<\/li>\n<li>Large, uncloggable arteries<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Notice the lack of ketchup&#8211;in full Chicago dog style, this hottie has no ketchup.  The sodium rich red-saucy sauce has been replaced by sodium-saturated bacon.  The trade off is worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Directions<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>After a hearty breakfast including a waffle, bacon and eggs, save a few slices of bacon for the future&#8211;place them in the fridge&#8211;nothing beats a good snack of leftover bacon even if you don&#8217;t make bacon hot dogs.<\/li>\n<li>Cook up your dogs&#8211;preferably on the grill. Boiling or microwave will suffice as well<\/li>\n<li>Scorch that bun if you&#8217;re grilling out, nothin&#8217; beats a nicely toasted bun.  Don&#8217;t forget to coat the inside (and outside if you&#8217;re so inclined) with butter.  No margarine ladies. Margarine is bad for you anyways. Takes less than 1min on a hot grill<\/li>\n<li>Take your bacon slices out of the fridge and zap em in the microwave until the sizzle like when they were first panned up<\/li>\n<li>Place one slice of bacon on each side of the dog<\/li>\n<li>Lay down the line&#8211;a line of mustard, that is.<\/li>\n<li>Enjoy!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A picture for your eyes only&#8211;notice the carrots&#8211;those are a good side for those that are trying to stay healthy.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/baconHotDog.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to pair bacon with every known food to man, I concocted a bacon beef hot dog combo that is set to correlate itself with higher rates of heart attacks as well as increased happiness by those that indulge in the bacony-beefy-tastiness. Ingredients are as follows Oscar Mayer (or similar) All Beef Hot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","category-food"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4tMp-B","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pyktech.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}